Smut

My mother is so hilarious. She and her sisters made up several limericks when they were girls. I may have written about them before, but even if I did, they are so funny I don't mind posting them again. My favorites:

"Whenever I walk, I strut.
I do it by flipping my butt.
I go with the boys,
They treat me like toys,
Believe it or not, I'm a slut."

"I went to the store to buy eggs.
The grocery man looked at my legs..."
(never finished, too bad!)

My mum says they sat for hours and laughed at the limericks they created. I love it.