Here's to two single girls' interpretations of Institute classes available. (Disclaimer-No offense intended.)
- "Preparing for Celestial Courthship"
- "Preparing for Celestial Marriage"
- "Preparing to Have Your Celestial Marriage"
- "Preparing to Find Your Celestial Mate"
- "Preparing to be Your Celestial Mate's Celestial Mate"
- "Preparing to Raise Celestial Children"
- "Preparing to Live Celestially w/ Your Celestial Mate in the Celestial Kingdom"
- "The Importance of Hastily Finding a Mate"
- "Preparing your Kingdom on High"
and the top ten favorites...
10- "21 and not married...How to fix what's wrong with you." (thanks for the add Holly)
9- "Preparing Your Celestial Nuptials"
8- "How to Have A Celestial Revelation in 9 Days or Less..."
7- "Celestially Speaking... You Need to Get Hitched!"
6- "Make that Call to the Celestial Dating Line!"
5- "Celestial Mating- AND YOU!!"
4- "Celestial Mating- AND YOU-HOO!!!"
3- "Life After Your Mission: If You Aren't Married One Year Later, Talk to your Bishop about Homosexual Tendencies"
2- "If You're Not Married a Year After Your Mission, You Get Your Money Back, But You're Still a Fag"
1- Putting Your Celestial Nuptials in their Cases"
4 comments:
he he. You are so funny! I heard a little about Parkers love triangle.
Did you see him on Sunday? He had torn his pants completely open in the back. He did not have any other pants to wear so he had to go around with his little heiny hanging out for all to see. Unfortunatly, it was survival of the fittest and all the kids on the sand pile were being kind of mean to him. I don't think that he noticed though. Kids are kind of oblivious to that for a while.
That last one sounds a little dirty.
My mom always referred to cleavage as someone needing to put their "nuptials in their cases." We thought it was so funny she misused the word, we made it #1.
How about: "21 and not married...how to fix what's wrong with you"
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