Benji - "What if you were chewing silly putty and it came out your ears?"

Me - "Why don't we talk about something that's real and not so silly?"

Benji - "Ok. What if there was a thousand dogs stacked on top of each other, barking at the same time?"

Me - "Benji."

Benji - "Ok. What if there was a thousand dogs stacked on top of each other, farting at the same time?"

From the imagination of little boys.